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The Joke of the Day

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JOKE OF THE DAY - THURSSDAY MAY 15th/2008

A man and his wife went to a fair.  The man was fascinated by the airplane rides but didn't like the $100 ticket price.  "Let's make a deal" said the pilot.  "If you and your wife can ride without making a single sound, I won't charge you anything. Otherwise you pay the $100". 

"Good deal! " said the man.  So, they went for a ride.

When they got back, the pilot said, "If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it.  You didn't made a sound!" 

"It wasn't easy, either" said the man.  I almost yelled when my wife fell out! "